"About Petite Lap Giraffes!Petite Lap Giraffes are very funny animal that require special care. They need lots of love. Hugs and kisses every day. Otherwise they make tears.
If you have children, petite lap giraffes no problem. If child is loud, the giraffe will be shy, but does not bite.
PLG’s are very clean. With training they will go in box like cats. Allergies never a problem.
Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall.
Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg
Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves
Health problems: none. They are the best.
Gestation: 420 days
Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.
Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need."
If you have children, petite lap giraffes no problem. If child is loud, the giraffe will be shy, but does not bite.
PLG’s are very clean. With training they will go in box like cats. Allergies never a problem.
Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall.
Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg
Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves
Health problems: none. They are the best.
Gestation: 420 days
Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.
Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need."
-Petitelapgiraffe.com
Screw unicorns. I have never wanted an imaginary animal so much in my life! I'm not gonna lie, I thought it was real for about 30 seconds. During those 30 seconds, I made an unknown amount of "adorable" sounds and tried to decide what amount of money would be too much for me to have to pay in order to have one for myself. The amount is a little embarrassing, especially considering that we have no money and I am currently very concerned (to put it lightly) about how we are going to afford to go to Fresno State in the Fall and be able to eat daily and hopefully live inside an apartment and not inside of a cardboard box.
Anyway, read about these adorable imaginary creatures and go to this website to see a live Giraffe Cam and more funny facts. But you must read it in a dirty Russian accent. In the meantime, I will be trying to convince David to become a Geneticist so he can create a real Petite Lap Giraffe for me someday.
My girls would love one of those. But they're pretty tough on our cats, so it might be best to wait until they're older. ;-) If these were real, I'd totally drool over one and daydream about it as well (okay, so I was daydreaming as soon as I saw the picture, lol)
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, I think I'm going to steal this for April Fool's Day. I have so many in-laws that would fall for it. Emilee, if you are reading this, do not spill the beans. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteHe wanted to be a Geneticist for a while, so you might be able to convince him. I really want one too. Or a puppy sized elephant.
ReplyDeleteThere are real deal tea-cup pigs! Will that fill the tiny-pet shaped hole in your heart? Cuz they're pretty flippin' cute. I'm not gonna lie.
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