Everyone of you is fired.

Family Vacation.

Let's explore this concept, shall we?

Family [fam-uh-lee, fam-lee] noun, plural -lies, adjective
–noun - parents and their children, considered as a group, whether dwelling together or not.

Okay, that concept is easy enough to take in, right?

Vacation [vey-key-shuhn, vuh-] –noun - a period of suspension of work, study, or other activity, usually used for rest, recreation, or travel; recess or holiday.

Pair these two together for unlimited priceless memories and building of relationships to endure the eternities. Pair these together minus your oldest child, who is your favorite and the closest to your heart, and prepare to live your senior years in the crappiest little nursing home you have never imagined. We're talking a place that would make Happy Gilmore's granny grateful.