I like you crazy.

Meet David Heywood (pronounced Heeeeeey wood. Just kidding.). He enjoys long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, and putting glass slippers on the feet of fair maidens. Okay, okay. This isn't a craigslist personal, but it is my way of introducing my wonderful friends and family to one of the main contributors to my lack of blogging lately. This handsome guy has been occupying quite a bit of my time lately, so I thought it would be nice to introduce you all to Mr. Heywood. I'm not really sure about long walks on the beach, but he's probably a fan of the whole "candle-lit dinners" business. He is the first to tell you that he loves food. He's particularly fond of chocolate milkshakes. He likes music (his favorite bands include Pearl Jam and Incubus). He LOVES movies (but only the good wholesome kind) and can quote them like nobody's business, and does so at appropriate times. When you get him together with his brother and sisters, prepare to experience movies (like Ferris Beuller's Day Off, for example) like you've never experienced them before! He served his mission in Guatemala, where he was shot in his right shoulder. But it ain't no thang because he grew up in Wasco, CA, so he's been conditioned for this kind of regular occurence. Drive-by shootings are no stranger to him. ;) David is quite the smart cookie as well, my friends. Before his mission, for kicks and giggles, he applied and was accepted to four different universities, including UCLA. And his favorite class last semester was Calculus. Quite the contrast to my...uh, "lack" of all things school related. I am, afterall, on the ten-year plan at Bakersfield College.
At any rate, this is my boo. He's funny, and handsome, and clever, and honorable, and charming, and oh so wonderful. And hey, I'm bringing him to church on Sunday, so some of you get to meet him.

I adore him.