Velociraptors

This reminds me of my husband. He often daydreams about what he would do in the event of a velociraptor attack when he least expects it, like when he's on the toilet. When he tells me this, I don't ask about when a time would be that a velociraptor attack would be most expected. Instead, I just appreciate the fact that all the preparations you've all been making for the zombie apocalypse will be pointless when the velociraptor apocalypse hits. But it's okay. David will protect us all.